According to Scout, Cal men’s basketball has a new recruit: Jorge Gutierrez. ESPN says that this Mexico native may have trouble qualifying. The world reknowned Miami Hawk Talk has this blurb about Cal’s newest Golden Bear:
2008 PROSPECT; Jorge was a former Mr. Basketball in Colorado and now runs the show at Findlay Prep in Henderson, NV. Gutierrez does whatever his team needs for a win. His team does not need any plays runs for him on offense to keep him involved. Gutierrez has a high basketball IQ as well as great basketball instincts. He prefers to involve his teammates over scoring the ball himself, though he indeed has the ability to score. He easily finishes around the rim, using his either hand, though he shoots jumpers as a righty. He rebounds the ball well for a player of his height and seems to make the right plays at the right times. He also plays defense well and typically matches up with the opposing teams best perimeter player. Gutierrez plays with a remarkable amount of poise and maturity beyond his years and does all of the dirty work for his team.
Judging from this photo, it is true, he won’t have trouble scoring:
MAJOR HOTTIE ALERT! Finally, Cal has found somebody with hair as amazing as my own to fill the void. It has been many rough years since I left. Nobody with the sort of je ne sais quoi attending our fine institution. Nobody as attractive as me. Such as:
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Damn, I’m so hot, if I don’t say so myself! Either way, hopefully this modern day Samson will qualify for school and help with our team’s diversity. Max Zhang and Michael Cera-lookalike can only do so much. Go Bears!