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I’d love to write for a blog but I just don’t think I have the commitment.

Good luck anyway!

My guess is that SBN won’t allow you to post as just “Ted”. They’ve upgraded their network to allow for one user registration across all of their sites, which means that, most likely, someone else within their network has already taken ‘Ted’. Still, we look forward to seeing ‘Ted 3:14′ or something like that posting on our new site. Thanks for the props.

1. Successfully force King John to sign the Magna Carta.
2. Broker the export of several notable Czech beers.
3. Quell multiple outbreaks of violence in the Kenyan countryside.
4. Arrange the Glorious Revolution.
5. Defeat telecom immunity in the latest FISA bill.

I will miss being able to post simply as “Ted” (unless of course the SBN registration system allows for it). It carries with it a sort of New Testament style gravitas, you know, Mark, Luke, John…Ted. Congrats on the promotion fellas. You’ve certainly earned it.

Oh ya, congratulations, guys. You do rock. It was only a matter of time before the world took notice.

And we’ll be looking at other ways to monetize, like product placement. “Tad Smith cleared out the backfield there the same way Health Inc. Colon Cleanse clears out a colon!”