Shabbat Shalom!
(Ed Note: Don’t worry, all Jewish jokes were written by an actual Jew. And all Romney jokes were written by an actual Jew. So, it’s OK!)
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest and college football."
These are exciting times, my friends! As you can tell from their name, those Heebs over at Every Day Should Be Saturday, they really love the Sabbath. I agree, who wouldn’t want every day to be the day of rest! But, in an unrelated twist, they apparently also love college football. Who knew? Who knew? And, taking some time away from owning all the worlds money, these hearty Israelites have put out college football awards.
Stunningly, even though we aren’t cool enough to make the EDSBShabbat "friend list," we here at The California Golden Blogs (found here) have been nominated for "Best Pac-10 Blog." The other candidates are Addicted To Quack, Building The Dam, Conquest Chronicles, Washington Husky Sports, and Mitt Romney.
Well, OK, Mitt Romney isn’t a candidate anymore. He dropped out the other day releasing this statement:
"“If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the final voting day, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Addicted To Quack or Conquest Chronicles would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror. Also, Jason Jones is right. I’m a giant dooshbag!”
"I ask you America, what is so wrong with popping your collar?"
Nonetheless, believe me, we take these internet accolades VERY seriously. As the voting is apparently this coming week, we have a series of posts, each more arrogantly egotistical than the last ready to go all week. You’ve never seen this much bragadacio!
Oh and lest I forget, we have the negative campaigning. Oh man, do we have a lot of that stored up! You’ve never seen such a subtle mix of character assassination, swear words, and racial slurs. Hilarious racial slurs!
Hopefully, our slick combination of boasting and endless negative campaigning will win us the coveted Sabbath award. Stay locked here all week to see if we can pull off the miracle! Believe!
