Let’s watch Marshawn partying like a rock star.
Thanks to industrious reader and all around awesome blogger, Avinash (who may or may not be a girl), here is a YouTube clip that brings Gus Johnson’s head one step closer to exploding. Forget the College Pick ‘Em, we should do a Gus Johnson Pick ‘Em. When will his head explode?
You might be saying to yourself, "but wait the video kwality of YouTube kinda Ayoobs. I need something better." Well, firstly, talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, you might want to stop that. Secondly, reader James left a comment that tells us how to see more awesome Marshawnosity.
"You can actually see Marshawn’s runs on Nfl.com - if you go under Videos->Teams->Buffalo Bills, you can select Marshawn and see him pound his way through the cornerbacks."
If there’s one thing I want to see, it’s Marshawn pounding. And I mean that in the least sexual manner possible. So, here is the video at NFL.com. It might not go straight to it. If not, click on the "Broncos 15, Bills 14" video on the far right. Its the entire game highlights, but they have a better kwality version of some of Marshawn’s run, including that most amazing TD run.
I love the call on the end of that run. "Marshawn will NOT be denied!" What could deny him? Well, I sat down and thought about it. There’s only 1 thing I think that could deny Marshawn. If you covered him with giant magnets where the same pole (let’s say "north") was facing out towards the endzone and the endzone is covered with a wall and/or domed structure constructed solely out of giant magnets where the same pole ("north") is facing out towards Marshawn.
Because science jokes are HI-larious. (Self-absorbed side note: This Political Science major had to call up an EECS major to have the underlying science of that joke explained to him, so, even though it never had a chance at being funny, it would at least be accurate.)
Anyway, that’s the ONLY way that I can think of stopping Marshawn. That’s right, the only person who can deny Marshawn is this science fair kid.
"Belichick already offered me a contract."
So, there you go. 2 links hid in an endless avalanche of "It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia" references (so close to tomorrow at 10 PM!) and inane science jokes. Just the way you want your Marshawn wrapped. And I mean that in the most sexual manner possible.