The Bronze Medalists!
According to fellow Cal blogger(s?), Rose Bowl Before I Die, we are the 3rd best Cal blog out there. This clearly flies in the face of The Gospel of Seth located here and here. Fair enough. Fair enough.
We are currently losing out to Tightwad Hill, who may or may not be in a Mexican prison and The Band Is Out On The Field, who has at least one writer currently NOT in a Mexican prison.
Well, with Tightwad Hill clearly out of commission for the near future, it’s clear that that brass ring is for the taking. Therefore, this group of ex-Cal Marching Band members challenges that group of ex-Daily Cal members to the only reasonable and logical way to determine the best Cal Damn Blog In The Land:
MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Rose Bowl Before I Die, I just wanted you to know that, even though I don’t know you, aren’t sure where you live, and couldn’t pick you out of a lineup of one, I was *this* close to buying you a Marshawn Bills jersey. Hmmm, guess I’ll have to send it to Seth now!


