Attack of the Mack Browns
Let’s delve again into the tortured psyche of Texas A+M to see why they are ironically better than Cal. This time, the key aspect is their state of the art cloning facilities. Now, it is true that Cal also has some cloning facilities. We have been able to clone Burl Toler and Tim Mixon and even Joe Shipp (though that clone got away from us, fleeing South).
But that ain’t nothing compared to A+M. Texas A+M is the first instituion to clone 6 different animal species. According to this Wikipedia article:
"A&M is the first known in the world to have cloned six different species (Ed: See!), a Boer goat, several pigs, a Brahman Bull, the first Disease-resistant Angus Bull, the first white tail deer, the first cat and the first horse by an academic institution"
It is clear to all of us at The California Golden Blogs that this focus on cloning livestock shows that Texas A+M is actively researching how to clone Mack Brown. Why would they try to make extra clones of the leader of their hated rival? I don’t know, doesn’t make much sense. But then again, they do go to Texas A+M. And it doesn’t make any less sense than the first disease-resistant Angus bull.
Plus, how else is Mack Brown going to continually get his family members to undeservingly vote him to the Rose Bowl if he doesn’t have an endless force of Mack Browns, each one more annoyingly cloying than the last. This is a not-so-phantom menace that could even be worse than Phantom Menace. Let’s just hope that this apocalyptic hellscape never comes to pass.
Tune in all this week for further delightfully ironic reasons why Texas A+M is better than Cal. Moreover, GO BEARS!
