Cal v. A+M
Now, the H-Bowl is in just 1 week. A lot of other blogs have looked at the matchup between Cal and A+M from a football sense. Or even maybe a school sense. But they have all done it from the Cal perspective. We here at The California Golden Blogs want to give our readers something a bit different, the A+M perspective. But instead of in any way contacting A+M fans or going to Texas A+M, we are just going to make it all up.
In a run up to the game all this week, we will be giving a whole bunch of reasons why A+M is better than Cal. Yes, you read that right, better than Cal. But don’t worry, we haven’t abandoned our Bay Area roots. We are just doing it all ironically. Deliciously so!
So, in reality, our attempts to praise A+M will, in fact, be a slight tweaking of what I can only assume is a nose as red as their necks.
But let’s look at our first reason why Texas A+M is better everywhere except for the football field (hopefully). And that reason is, of course, elder abuse. While it’s true that Gregory Peck once tried to coldcock Lady Bird Johnson, I don’t think Cal has any alums who are quite as good at beating up old ladies as noted Texas A+Mer Chuck Knoblauch. Certainly, Keith Olbermann agrees. And if you brow is as furrowed right now as a Texas A+Mer’s generally is, then read this article about when Chuck hit Mrs. Olbermann square in the noggin with a well-timed barrage of baseballs.
So, there you go, when it comes to alumni who physically injure the elderly, it’s A+M 1, Cal 0. Tune in all this week to see further reasons why A+M is better than Cal. Ironically, of course.


